Is this as good as the last?

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for ';Termination without Cause';.


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ) :





Operator: ';Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?';


Caller: ';Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. ';


Operator: ';What sort of trouble??';


Caller: ';Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.';


Operator: ';Went away?';


Caller: ';They disappeared. ';


Operator: ';Hmm So what does your screen look like now?';


Caller: ';Nothing.';


Operator: ';Nothing??';


Caller: ';It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.';


Operator: ';Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??';


Caller: ';How do I tell?';


Operator: ';Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??';


Caller: ';What's a sea-prompt?';


Operator: ';Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?';


Caller: ';There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.';


Operator: ';Does your monitor have a power indicator??';


Caller: ';What's a monitor?';


Operator: ';It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??';


Caller: ';I don't know.';


Operator: ';Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??';


Caller: ';Yes, I think so.';


Operator: ';Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.


Caller: ';Yes, it is.';


Operator: ';When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??';


Caller: ';No.';


Operator: ';Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.';


Caller: ';Okay, here it is.';


Operator: ';Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.';


Caller: ';I can't reach.';


Operator: ';Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??';


Caller: ';No.';


Operator: ';Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??';


Caller: ';Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.';


Operator: ';Dark??';


Caller: ';Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.





Operator: ';Well, turn on the office light then.';


Caller: ';I can't.';


Operator: ';No? Why not??';


Caller: ';Because there's a power failure.';


Operator: ';A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.


Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??';


Caller: ';Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.';


Operator: ';Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.';


Caller: ';Really? Is it that bad?';


Operator: ';Yes, I'm afraid it is.';


Caller: ';Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??';


Operator: ';Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!! !';Is this as good as the last?
I love it girl good job because you really did hit the spot with one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch girl and high 5 because you really did nail this one way to go I'm so pround of you because i really do love this joke this is the most funniest thing that i had ever in my life and good looking out girl this really is a good one and thanks for making me laugh lol 10/10 because i should did need it.





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.Is this as good as the last?
hahahaha! omg thats really good!
Hahaha i found that quite funny
Firing was too good for him or her!


However, the verbal exchange was hilarious! 10/10! (at least until the last line, which was just mean...)





Thanks for the laugh! Yes, this is just as good as--or better--than the last one! A star for you!
i dunno if its as good as the last, but its funny! lol
Haha, very funny. :D
ive gone bozz eyed reading that but it was s1te sh1t sh1t bet your on west side of the pond that was terrible
that was funny fair play
LOL hahahaha this is one the funniest ones i hv ever heard...i cant think to imagine it actually happened!...man o man!