Poll :25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age?

How many of these do you agree with /or do you think you will agree with when you reach middle age :)





1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.


3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.


9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.


10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.


11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.


12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.


13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.


14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.


15. No one has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.


18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.


20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.


23. When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.


24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.


25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.


Poll :25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age?
1. possibly


2. lol yeah


3. no


4. hey how'd u know


5. ok


6. shh! dont tell mom


7. nah


8. sometimes


9. haha yes that true too


10. dont have a passport-- sad right


11. ;( i have to wait to go shopping again/thats wats hurting the economy


12. ?sure


13. thats just wat happens :(


14. yea


15. i dont think so


16. that works


17. sadly


18. i know right


19. i hate it when that happens


20. boo hoo


21. ya ya ya mom


22. it sucks ya know


23. no i coudlnt do that


24. sadly yes


25. ok that works


Poll :25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age?
16 out of the 25
Funny. I agree with all but number one.
good one thanks

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