Friday, August 20, 2010

Calling all AVID ';The Office'; watchers!?

Hello everyone. I have an assignment to do, and I need some pretty die-hard watchers to take this quiz for me, you don't mind. It'll take less than 5 minutes and you'd be helping out a fellow human. You can just list out your answers and if you don't know the answer then simply guess!Thanks in advance. :)





The Office





1. Why does Dwight throw his phone into a river from the top of a helipad?


a) Jim convinces him that people are listening in on his phone conversations.


b) Jim and Pam have made him think that he’s working for the CIA.


c) Jim won’t stop calling him.


d) Jim convinces him that phones are not allowed on helicopters.


2. Jim conditioned Dwight to desire a breath mint at the sound of what?


a) a doorbell


b) a car’s horn


c) his computer rebooting


d) the ring of a phone


3. After Jim finds Dwight’s wallet in the parking lot and returns it to him without tampering with it at all, Dwight does what?


a) He believes him and gives Jim a big hug.


b) He doesn’t believe him and plots a diabolical plan against Jim.


c) He believes him and since he hates feeling indebted, becomes unnervingly nice to Jim.


d) He doesn’t believe him and cancels all his credit cards.


4. Jim wires Dwight’s cell phone and office phone to what?


a) his headset


b) a random telephone number in India


c) Toby’s daughter’s cell phone


d) an automatic recording of, “The office of the mediocrity man”


5. Why did Dwight tackle Stanley, who was about to sip some coffee?


a) Jim convinced Dwight that there was Kryptonite in the coffee.


b) Jim told Dwight that artificial beet flavoring was used to make the coffee.


c) Jim sent him a message through “Future Dwight” that the coffee was poisoned.


d) Jim told Dwight that Stanley butchered a goose in the wrong way and Dwight was baffled and furious at the ignorance of humans.


6. Jim and Pam secretly hummed in high pitches, manipulating Dwight into thinking he was the only one hearing it and that he had what?


a) Obliviousitis


b) Pretenditis


c) Gullabitis


d) Fakeitis


7. Why does Dwight swiftly accept a bag of nickels from Jim and begin to furiously insert them into the vending machine?


a) Jim tells him that buying out the whole machine spews back all the money ever put in it.


b) He is led on to believe that buying food with nickels makes him more superior.


c) He is told that Secret Service scouts look for people who buy food with nickels.


d) Jim puts all his desk supplies in the vending machine.


8. What did Jim replace all of Dwight’s pens and pencils with?


a) crayons


b) Sharpies


c) gel pens


d) paintbrushes and different color paint


9. When Dwight wins salesman of the year, Jim offers to help him how?


a) He convinces him that he should be arrogant and insult everyone else individually.


b) He gives him examples of good speeches to emulate, such as Mussolini’s.


c) Jim dresses him in a tuxedo and teaches him to speak in an Italian accent.


d) He gives him an earpiece and tells him to repeat everything he says, no exceptions.


10. Jim paid all the other employees in the office $5.00 to call Dwight what all day?


a) Dwayd


b) Dweeb


c) Dwennon


d) Dwayne


11. Why does Dwight heatedly begin to try to move things with his mind?


a) Jim says he’ll give him an unopened Battlestar Galactica action figure if he can do it.


b) Jim tells him only the true beet farmers can do it.


c) He sees Jim do it with the coat rack.


d) Jim convinces him there’s a national telekinetic league competition and he starts training.


12. Jim places a computer macro on Dwight’s computer to do what?


a) Shut down the computer every time Dwight opens his work files


b) Replace, when typed in all circumstances, “Dwight” with “Diapers”


c) To randomly open certain documents at specified intervals every day, .


d) To insert a heading of “Dwight Fart Shrute” on every document.











Thanks again.Calling all AVID ';The Office'; watchers!?
its been a while since ive seen all the old episodes so cut me some slack if i get some wrong lol





1. B


2. C


3. D?


4. A


5. C


6. B?


7. D


8. A


9. B


10. B?


11. C


12. BCalling all AVID ';The Office'; watchers!?
1-B


2-C


3-C


4-A


5-C


6-B


7-D


8-A


9-B


10-D


11-C


12-B
1...B


2...C


3...?D?


4...A


5...C


6...B


7...D


8...A


9...?B?


10...D


11...C


12...B
1. b) Jim and Pam have made him think that he’s working for the CIA.


2. c) his computer rebooting


3. d) He doesn’t believe him and cancels all his credit cards.


4. a) his headset


5. c) Jim sent him a message through “Future Dwight” that the coffee was poisoned.


6. b) Pretenditis


7. d) Jim puts all his desk supplies in the vending machine.


8. a) crayons


9. b) He gives him examples of good speeches to emulate, such as Mussolini’s.


10. d) Dwayne


11. c) He sees Jim do it with the coat rack.


12. b) Replace, when typed in all circumstances, “Dwight” with “Diapers”





I do believe... I love this show!! hahaha, one of the few I watch faithfully!


I think my favorite Dwight/Jim moment is when Dwight is teaching the office self defense and Jim makes him fight with himself. It was simply AMAZING! Anyways....Happy Working ;)

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